Es gibt ja Beipackzettel, die man niemals lesen würde. An … keine Ahnung … Jeans zum Beispiel. Das ist eigentlich schade, denn so entgehen einem manche Kostbarkeiten:
This garment has been thoroughly treated to give a special worn and 2nd hand appearance. Damages and irregularities of the fabric or stitching are part of the intended look!
oder:
The washed look of this garment is the result of a carefully developed dyeing process. Irregularities caused by this are intended and give this garment its unique character.